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Some of the letters and tips made me quite literally LOL on the train tonight
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Started By Paul_S, Jul 20 2011 08:37 PM
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 08:37 PM
I have to admit even though I'm very much out of the educational system I still have to chortle at Viz magazine. I just had to buy the current one because of the characters on the front cover:
Some of the letters and tips made me quite literally LOL on the train tonight
Some of the letters and tips made me quite literally LOL on the train tonight
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
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Zedling
Posted 20 July 2011 - 08:47 PM
Nice one Paul. 
I noticed a copy in WHSmith today, and nearly picked up a copy for a quick read. I will next time.
I noticed a copy in WHSmith today, and nearly picked up a copy for a quick read. I will next time.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 07:59 PM
Paul_S, on 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, said:
Oh yes, it's you on the left, Bigtone in the middle and Fuku on the right
well spotted
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:20 PM
Chilli Red, on 21 Jul 2011, 20:59, said:
Oh yes, it's you on the left, Bigtone in the middle and Fuku on the right well spotted
well spotted 
So who is on the far right then?
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:21 PM
I'd say Shrekie but it's not fat enough Now we'll find out if he reads all the posts 
Now we'll find out if he reads all the posts
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:25 PM
Chilli Red, on 21 Jul 2011, 21:21, said:
I'd say Shrekie but it's not fat enough Now we'll find out if he reads all the posts
Now we'll find out if he reads all the posts
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Zedling
Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:31 PM
Cheeky mare! I reckoned it was Tony with his helmet and racing leathers on
My REAL name is Simon
2005 Sunset Orange Coupe, full NISMO body kit, Nismo exhaust, 19" nismo wheels with gloss black powdercoat finish, high flow cats, plenum spacer, K&N Cold Air Induction Intake, TomTom hardwired power supply, 350Z mats, StuartB tonneau cover (version 2 with embossed Z), Stubby aerial, sat in my garage awaiting a nice sunny weekend!
Jaguar (for the daily M25 grind to work)
Range Rover Vogue as another weekend toy
2004 GunMetal , GT Pack, Alezan Leather, New 18" Rays, Parking Sensors, Vent Trims, Z Tax Disc Holder, phone preparation kit. Now SOLD
Ford Focus TDI Ghia NOW SOLD
Honda Prelude 2.2 VTEC NOW SOLD
Honda VTR SP2 for the Summer NOW SOLD
He who dies with the most toys, WINS!!!
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:32 PM
Oh Paul, we got caught!
It's puffing from the nether regions, therefore far more likely to be you.
It's puffing from the nether regions, therefore far more likely to be you.
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:34 PM
Caught......YEP!
Penalty...... Yet to be decided!!!
Penalty...... Yet to be decided!!!
My REAL name is Simon
2005 Sunset Orange Coupe, full NISMO body kit, Nismo exhaust, 19" nismo wheels with gloss black powdercoat finish, high flow cats, plenum spacer, K&N Cold Air Induction Intake, TomTom hardwired power supply, 350Z mats, StuartB tonneau cover (version 2 with embossed Z), Stubby aerial, sat in my garage awaiting a nice sunny weekend!
Jaguar (for the daily M25 grind to work)
Range Rover Vogue as another weekend toy
2004 GunMetal , GT Pack, Alezan Leather, New 18" Rays, Parking Sensors, Vent Trims, Z Tax Disc Holder, phone preparation kit. Now SOLD
Ford Focus TDI Ghia NOW SOLD
Honda Prelude 2.2 VTEC NOW SOLD
Honda VTR SP2 for the Summer NOW SOLD
He who dies with the most toys, WINS!!!
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:37 PM
What's the worst that can happen? He farts in an envelope and sends it 1st class?
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:44 PM
Paul_S, on 21 Jul 2011, 21:37, said:
What's the worst that can happen? He farts in an envelope and sends it 1st class?
As long as thats all he puts in the envelope, I'll live
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Zedlet
Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:52 PM
:mad:
you can run but you cant hide Mrs Chilli...
you can run but you cant hide Mrs Chilli...
project phoenix
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks
I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks
I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:39 PM
bigtone, on 21 Jul 2011, 21:52, said:
:mad:
you can run but you cant hide Mrs Chilli...
you can run but you cant hide Mrs Chilli...
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:50 PM
Paul_S, on 22 Jul 2011, 21:39, said:
Sarah - you do realise that, by proxy, you've called Tone a tool?
Yep, scared and running!!
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Zedlet
Posted 22 July 2011 - 09:49 PM
I did hit me that being compared to Clarkson made me a tool,
but after thinking about it I thought fair coment..
but after thinking about it I thought fair coment..
project phoenix
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks
I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks
I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
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Zedling
Posted 22 July 2011 - 09:57 PM
Paul_S, on 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, said:
Chilli Red, on 21 Jul 2011, 20:59, said:
Oh yes, it's you on the left, Bigtone in the middle and Fuku on the right well spotted
well spotted
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 10:09 PM
That was one lucky haircut idea. Shame about missing out on the brandy
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Zedling
Posted 22 July 2011 - 10:13 PM
Ah, but it depends what followed the brandy. It might not have made my nose glow so red, but . . . 
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
