And myself a pair of running shoes.
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A tall tale
Started By A Pair Of Flabby Wings, Aug 25 2011 04:19 PM
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Zedling
Posted 25 August 2011 - 04:19 PM
An ex-girlfriend once asked for something that would do 0-150 in less than four seconds for her birthday. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
And myself a pair of running shoes.
And myself a pair of running shoes.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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View GaragePosted 25 August 2011 - 07:13 PM
Flabby, you've been on the vino again and beleive me, if I was the girlfriend you'd need a hard hat as running shoes wouldn't get you away quick enough! 
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Zedling
Posted 25 August 2011 - 07:20 PM
Quite amusing mr flabby got any more!
No 1 GT-R Black Black from Marshalls. Helmet signed by Mizuno...
Sept 01 2004 Z GT gunmetal Alezan gone but not forgotten
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Zedling
Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:19 PM
Methinks these are from the Edinburgh Fringe today...... Michael?
My REAL name is Simon
2005 Sunset Orange Coupe, full NISMO body kit, Nismo exhaust, 19" nismo wheels with gloss black powdercoat finish, high flow cats, plenum spacer, K&N Cold Air Induction Intake, TomTom hardwired power supply, 350Z mats, StuartB tonneau cover (version 2 with embossed Z), Stubby aerial, sat in my garage awaiting a nice sunny weekend!
Jaguar (for the daily M25 grind to work)
Range Rover Vogue as another weekend toy
2004 GunMetal , GT Pack, Alezan Leather, New 18" Rays, Parking Sensors, Vent Trims, Z Tax Disc Holder, phone preparation kit. Now SOLD
Ford Focus TDI Ghia NOW SOLD
Honda Prelude 2.2 VTEC NOW SOLD
Honda VTR SP2 for the Summer NOW SOLD
He who dies with the most toys, WINS!!!
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Zedling
Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:43 PM
They were inspired by reactions to the supposed best one-liner at the Fringe I, but not from the fringe itself, that I heard on the radio this morning. And they were the only two I could remember.
And the best jokes always have room for development: "A pair of running shoes, and a hard hat" is a winner, I think. Thanks Sar.
And duly noted too . . .
And the best jokes always have room for development: "A pair of running shoes, and a hard hat" is a winner, I think. Thanks Sar.
And duly noted too . . .
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
