I once went to the checkout at Sainsbury's with a basket containing one banana, an individual pork pie, a microwave meal for one, a single yogurt and one can of Fosters.
As she put through the last item, the girl at the till said:
"Single man are you?"
"Yes" I replied "I suppose you can tell because of the things I've been buying."
"No, it's 'cos you're an ugly f***er."
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A tall tale
Started By A Pair Of Flabby Wings, Aug 27 2011 02:11 PM
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 02:11 PM
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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