So, I've done Cure fans and Liverpool fans - not literally, or at least not for a while, anyway. So, what about . . .
A Brummie is invited to a Seventies theme fancy dress party and goes into a costume shop. He buys a pair of platform shoes, some flared trousers and a bright orange tank top.
The assistant looks up and says "Would you like a kipper tie"
"Oh thanks very much: milk; two sugars."
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A(nother) mildly offensive tale
Started By A Pair Of Flabby Wings, Aug 28 2011 09:59 AM
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 09:59 AM
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
