I'm alright though, as fortunately I only suffered superfishoil injuries.
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Started By A Pair Of Flabby Wings, Sep 14 2011 10:28 AM
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Zedling
Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:28 AM
I was in the chemists today, when a tub of Omega 3 tablets fell on me.
I'm alright though, as fortunately I only suffered superfishoil injuries.
I'm alright though, as fortunately I only suffered superfishoil injuries.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Zedling
Posted 14 September 2011 - 06:42 PM
When does this go-live ? 
Current:/RS4/V8/4.2 Litre/420BHP/4x4/Sounds of the wickedness/
2008-2011:/'08/350Z/Roadster/Pearl White/GT/Alezan/Clear Reflectors/Carbon Lip/19' 5Zigen ZR+520 (Gun Metal)/Blitz i-Burners/Depo crystal rear reflectors/UpRev/HKS Y-pipe/Stillen Grounding kit/Stillen Gen3 Dual CAI/PF Rotors/Ferodo DS2500s/Tein Springs/
2005-2008:/'54/350Z/GT/Gun Metal/Alezan/Carbon front lip/Nismo panel filters/Nismo oil+rad caps/Rear LED tail lights/
Road2Z:/VW Passat '81/Toyota Carina '84/VW Golf 1.8T '99/Honda Civic Type-R '02/
2008-2011:/'08/350Z/Roadster/Pearl White/GT/Alezan/Clear Reflectors/Carbon Lip/19' 5Zigen ZR+520 (Gun Metal)/Blitz i-Burners/Depo crystal rear reflectors/UpRev/HKS Y-pipe/Stillen Grounding kit/Stillen Gen3 Dual CAI/PF Rotors/Ferodo DS2500s/Tein Springs/
2005-2008:/'54/350Z/GT/Gun Metal/Alezan/Carbon front lip/Nismo panel filters/Nismo oil+rad caps/Rear LED tail lights/
Road2Z:/VW Passat '81/Toyota Carina '84/VW Golf 1.8T '99/Honda Civic Type-R '02/
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Zedlet
Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:27 PM
Or to put it another way- Whale meet again
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:11 PM
Blimey, I wasn't expecting to wish you lot would have haddock enough so early. For heaven's sake, give it a rest.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:48 PM
For heaven's sake, give it a rest.
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Would that be snooker or billiards
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Zedling
Posted 15 September 2011 - 09:33 AM
I don't know, as I'm more an athletics man. In fact, this morning I shattered my personal best.
I'm hoping it's alright and I can be back next week though.
I'm hoping it's alright and I can be back next week though.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 08:47 PM
Here's one I just remembered from The Fringe:
"When I was younger I started a band called Prevention in the hope we'd be better than The Cure"
"When I was younger I started a band called Prevention in the hope we'd be better than The Cure"
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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:53 PM
I've got a soft spot for a young lady, who I found out today is a fraction younger than I thought. She's out of commission this week, as she's participating in a local university's freshers' week, which is a shame and a surprise.
However, with a nod to John Peel, it will hopefully give me the chance to say to her one day - or preferably one evening - that I could be the father of some of her classmates, and, in the case of some of the uglier ones, quite possibly am.
If that doesn't get me breakfast - in the little deli/coffee shop where she ordinarily works, of course - then I don't know what will.
However, with a nod to John Peel, it will hopefully give me the chance to say to her one day - or preferably one evening - that I could be the father of some of her classmates, and, in the case of some of the uglier ones, quite possibly am.
If that doesn't get me breakfast - in the little deli/coffee shop where she ordinarily works, of course - then I don't know what will.
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Zedling
Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:43 PM
My bank have started this service where you text them a certain secret number and they text you your balance. It’s cool, although I didn’t think the ‘lol’ at the end was entirely necessary though. 
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 02:18 PM
They can't text me my balance as they can't display characters in red over SMS
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Posted 27 September 2011 - 05:55 PM
And one from me ( not very good at remembering jokes )
Six out of seven dwarves said, they were not Happy
Six out of seven dwarves said, they were not Happy
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:47 PM
I didn't realise ebay was such an emporium of deviancy, as initially I thought that dog bone paperclips looked like a really good idea (here).
Cute aren't they?
Until deployed....
Cute aren't they?
Until deployed....
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:56 PM
Brilliant!
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'
LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 07:40 AM
Last night when I took my liquid viagra I picked up the wrong bottle and drank the Tippex.
Woke up this morning with a massive correction......
Woke up this morning with a massive correction......
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Zedling
Posted 10 November 2011 - 10:58 PM
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "that'll put lead in your pencil" . . .
'06 Ebisu Black 350Z GT Coupe (dec'd: 29/12/08).
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
'56 Toyota Celica VVTL-i GT: the very easy art of being more than happy with what you've got; 15 out of 5; the Parasol.
'07 Mazda MX-5 1.8 Option Pack: "14 out of 5", the Umbrella.
". . . That's not a deep philosophical question, that's a question a moron asks himself, the sort of question someone who had no sense whatsoever would ask" (Faris Badwan)
