Vent Your Spleen..
#1
Posted 25 September 2011 - 11:13 AM
I'll start..
Bloody adverts on tv..
you just start getting into a film / program and just at a crutial part
they cut to a bloody advert...
and another thing, there seems to be a lot more adverts per film / program now..
I know we need them but do we really need so many..
Bloody adverts...
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks

I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
#2
Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:02 PM
Why they cant just buy a round and step away from the Bar

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#3
Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:26 PM
#4
Posted 25 September 2011 - 12:32 PM
Shame the same can't be said for commercial radio in your car. Those Autoglass adds really get to me. B*ll*x does it mean your screen will crack. Sarah's Festa has had 4 big stone chips (some of them close together) for over 5 years and it's still intact. It looks a right mess though
Greg Warnes, on 25 Sep 2011, 13:02, said:
Why they cant just buy a round and step away from the Bar
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#5
Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:07 PM
Now THAT pisses me off

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#6
Posted 25 September 2011 - 07:07 PM
Bt. We agree your internet speed is rubbish and we have tried just about everything except a rewire. We will do that. It will take about 3 days.
Me. Great!
What they didn't say was they would start at 4pm on Friday and then sod off for thee weekend and pick it back up on Monday!!!!!!!!
@&###¥$€$¥. €###¥¥¥¥¥!!!!!!!!!!
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#7
Posted 25 September 2011 - 07:49 PM
Product placement (a BMW Bond car?!)
The generic 'electronic squelch' sound effect they use for every car that is remote locked / unlocked
American actors being used just so the film sells in the US
Car tyres screeching even when on gravel surfaces
Over-use of special effects or 3D at the expense of a decent storyline or acting
British TV series being called 'seasons'
...there are more but I'll stop for now...!
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'

LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
#8
Posted 25 September 2011 - 07:57 PM
was in the supermarket last night,
A. it was late (the kids should have been in bed)
B. they were running around like it was a play group (why can;t parents keep them under control)
C. they were screaming away and moaning making a big fuss (why didn't the parents just smack them and shut them up)
also kids in restaurants annoy the hell out of me, not all kids though, i don't mind kids being there if its a family restaurant, or if they are well behaved. but i hate eating in a restaurant where i've paid good money for the peace to be disturbed by Damien the demon child who should have gone to bed hours ago.
rant over.
#9
Posted 25 September 2011 - 10:01 PM
B.o.B, on 25 Sep 2011, 13:26, said:
Similarly with grammar too.
When both are used - even just the bare minimum - it makes the reading, and understanding the meaning, so much easier. To not do so is bordering on bad manners, as far as I'm concerned.
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#10
Posted 26 September 2011 - 05:55 PM
Paul_S, on 25 Sep 2011, 20:49, said:
Product placement (a BMW Bond car?!)
The generic 'electronic squelch' sound effect they use for every car that is remote locked / unlocked
American actors being used just so the film sells in the US
Car tyres screeching even when on gravel surfaces
Over-use of special effects or 3D at the expense of a decent storyline or acting
British TV series being called 'seasons'
...there are more but I'll stop for now...!
talking about sound effects.....
when an actor opens the cylinder of any revolver and spins it the stupid sound effect department
makes it click..
listen you bunch of numbskulls..
when the cylinder is spun while open (see pic) it makes NO SOUND so stop adding the clicks....

I actually shout at the screen when this happens...
(if anyone is interested I'll tell you how you make a cylinder click when you spin it)
ps I'v owned 4 revolvers so I know a bit about them..
10.85sec @ 136mph (1/4mile)
3 miles to the gallon rocks

I hope they sell Stella in Hell...
#11
Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:04 PM
Sound effects are often ridiculous. Footsteps anyone?

F*** foley artists
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'

LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
#12
Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:47 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

The artist formerly known as Husky
Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
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#13
Posted 26 September 2011 - 06:50 PM
A Pair Of Flabby Wings, on 25 Sep 2011, 23:01, said:
Similarly with grammar too.
When both are used - even just the bare minimum - it makes the reading, and understanding the meaning, so much easier. To not do so is bordering on bad manners, as far as I'm concerned.
#14
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:08 PM
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#15
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:10 PM

The artist formerly known as Husky
Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
http://www.urbandict...y&defid=6026611
#16
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:25 PM
#17
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:27 PM
The Honey Monster - 'a standard limited edition 370Z with a plethora of minor bespoke mods'

LED sidelights | Glowing Emblems | DIY Sound Deadening | Front+Rear 15mm spacers | Full size rear number plate
Auto dimming mirror | Satin black wheels & yellow pinstripe | 370Z Tax disc holder | Reversing Camera
UpRev tuned | Invidia Gemini Cat Back Exhaust | GT-R Start Button | Clutch Helper Spring
#18
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:38 PM
It's not like he slept in my bed, we had a drink together that's all.

The artist formerly known as Husky
Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
http://www.urbandict...y&defid=6026611
#19
Posted 26 September 2011 - 07:48 PM
Husky, on 26 Sep 2011, 20:38, said:
It's not like he slept in my bed, we had a drink together that's all.
fine...i'm still coming to lads night in november...but we're not spooning...trust issue now since you're jolly to scotland
#20
Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:00 PM

The artist formerly known as Husky
Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
http://www.urbandict...y&defid=6026611




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