We were having this discussion at work of how we could pick a bank we didnt particularly like and all at once thousands of people transferred all of their funds out of it. What would happen? Could we kill them off?
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#1
Posted 02 November 2011 - 03:36 PM
We were having this discussion at work of how we could pick a bank we didnt particularly like and all at once thousands of people transferred all of their funds out of it. What would happen? Could we kill them off?

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#2
Posted 02 November 2011 - 03:54 PM
Dunkey, on 2 Nov 2011, 16:36, said:
We were having this discussion at work of how we could pick a bank we didnt particularly like and all at once thousands of people transferred all of their funds out of it. What would happen? Could we kill them off?
#3
Posted 02 November 2011 - 04:01 PM
Or was it a purposeful attack of sorts?

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Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
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#4
Posted 02 November 2011 - 05:23 PM
Whether or not it would 'kill' the bank i am not sure

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#5
Posted 02 November 2011 - 07:06 PM
I'm sure someone would put a stop to it and the result would just be that no one can transfer more than 25p out of their account at one time.

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Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
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#6
Posted 02 November 2011 - 07:51 PM

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#8
Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:45 AM
On the other side, picking a bank would be positive from its point of view as it would imply a lesser reliance on market funding unless that deposit base was seen as very short term.
Northern Rock borrowed a lot in the markets and when this source of funding essentially dried up for it in the financial crisis it needed liquidity support from the Bank of England which raised fears deposits weren't safe, leading to the bank run.
#9
Posted 03 November 2011 - 04:26 PM
If someone tried to actually organise this, they would have to close their eyes and pretend that the 1000's of people who would loose their jobs and the 1000's of people who would loose their savings will all be fine and the countless millions that the government won't get in tax isn't needed anyway....
<rant>I'm glad the word greedy hasn't come up yet. I hate it when people start to slate banks for being greedy. No one was complaining or caring that the same greed is what has made such a small island with little exports such a big economic power. Also, every other commercial institution is just as greedy as the banks. All businesses do things for the cheapest they possibly can and maximise profits. The only reason banks are different is that we actually rely on them to keep the country going. As for the Greedy bankers themselves, yes, they have a lot of money, but they do a job which most of us couldn't do (I know I couldn't) and they pay one hell of a lot of tax for the privilege. Then they buy themselves nice cars, and pay VAT on their nice possessions. Then they pay to send their kids to private school taking one less place in the public system. They pay for their own health and dental, saving the NHS cash to help the rest of us. I don't see anything wrong with it.</rant>

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#10
Posted 03 November 2011 - 06:54 PM

interesting info!

The artist formerly known as Husky
Dunky:
The punishment suffered by pirates if caught m'bating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
http://www.urbandict...y&defid=6026611
#11
Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:06 PM
Firstly - choose your bank wisely. After our recent 'recession' - don't *we* the humble tax payer own a part share in most of the major banks
Secondly - emptying a bank of funds will only drive the bank to ask for short term support from the BoE and government. Obviously the banks will negotiate a great contract for them and in the process screw the government over (again - and because our government do not employ accountants - they employ e-diots). The Government will realise, after some months that they've been screwed and seek more taxes from us to dig them out of that hole.
Therefore - we loose - on all levels.
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